It is covered in black bruises. Yesterday, there was so much blood and cum that it could’ve been a Gwar music video. And then Eddie and I were playing with my Oujia board, but nothing really happened. The ghost’s favorite ice cream flavor was fudge, though, so it’s a cool guy. Then we talked about ghosts and scary movies. Oh! I also got a bunch of tights from work. I work...
Whatever became of the moment when one first knew about death? There must have...– Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead by Tom Stoppard (via thechocolatebrigade)
Changed my relationship status
on Facebook. Shit just got serious.
I want a skull.
An animal skull, or something, or a bunch of bones strung together, to decorate my room with. Also, I have an animal pelt now. It is so cool.
Eating leftover chicken tika masala.
Looks terrible, takes incredible. Last night was Eddie’s 21st birthday. Instead of getting wasted, he went out to dinner with his family and then we had sex for hours and went to Rick’s Dessert Diner for cake. We watched the end of Natural Born Killers at my place. Life is pretty fantastic.
Make everything better.
After she had her children, Ginny visited...
thedancecommander: paigewho: deathbyboner: dos235: When she looked into it, she found herself holding her childrens birth certificates, and all of their names weren’t shitty This is one of the best things I have ever seen. yessssssssssssssssssss I fucking lol’d
I am too lazy to figure out how to reply to replies, but you just made my night. Best friend ever. His name is Switchblade. Well, actually, it’s Eddie Chickenpox. Well, it’s really Jeff. He has the greatest sideburns in the world.
i'm regular joking.: HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT MICHELE... →
rubyurie: iswamacrossanemptyland: amichkala: loveyourchaos: (people asked me to make a rebloggable version, so here it is) Michele Bachmann announced her candidacy for president last night at CNN’s Republican Debate. Here is just a sampling of some of her most hurtful and ill-informed statements: 1. DYSFUNCTION AND DISORDERED: “I am not here bashing people who are homosexuals, who...
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quicksummary: “I have to go.” “Don’t go, I want to have sex with you.” “Okay.”
That awkward moment when someone walks in on you...